Okay, so now i have uploaded some 'clean' recordings of the toy phone / space sword beast. It's not drum and bass, it's not rap. It's just some good old fashioned glitchy pop bleep blop.
Ten short samples are located at: http://www.milkcrate.com.au/_other/two_sources/
What to expect from these samples:
01 - 03: day-spa beats
04 - 06: mushy mush w / a slice of duff duff
07 - 08: chainsaws and marshmallows
09 - 10: the dentist
To be honest, i am actually really quite happy with these sounds.