Saturday, April 04, 2009

Godinpants: Mashing the Mash

In reference to my release from last year: A Week In The Life Of 8BC, Godinpants says:


"CHUPLOAF - 8BC MASHUP: THE MASHUP

An hour is a lot of music to listen to. Even though it is a reasonable cutting down of a whole weeks worth of submissions.

So i present for your listening (dis)pleasure, the mashupmashup.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/grommit/chuploaf.jpg

"But why chiploaf?" I hear you say.
"What is chiploaf?" you ask further.
"who are you?" these questions are getting annoying.
"what does this have to do with anything" IF YOU LET ME TALK AND STOP ASKING QUESTIONS YOU WILL FIND OUT!

ahem.

Chiploaf. (noun)
1. OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM.
2. OMNOMNOMONMONMONMOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM
3. OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM

What you need to make your own real life chiploaf.
A loaf of bread(unsliced).
Some chups(salted to your preference).
Gravy.
A fist.


1. Cut the end off a loaf of bread.
2. Reach in and begin removing the central bready center(eat this if you want)
3. Gently place chips in the cavity.
4. FIST THEM IN SO YOU CAN FIT LOADS IN.
5. Pour a shittonne of gravy into it.

Where am i heading with this? well. 1 its delicious, and 2, in the wise words of Mr Hendrix "excuse me while i make a horrible analogy"

You, 8 bit collective are the chips, the internet is some kind of loaf of bread.
You fill the bread with your chiply goodness as much as you can, but theres only so far you can go.

This is where Mr Scale comes in(he's the fist). Fisting you hard into the bread[/b[, where he turns you into a salty [b]mash of potato and crunchy bits.
I suppose for the purposes of analogy, he puts you into another loaf of bread But that would be double bread, and that's crazy you only had one loaf.
This is where i come in. Finding this creation. i look at it, eat a bit, and then remember theres no gravy on it.
SO I PUT SOME ON.

SOMEBODY MASH THIS UP NOW."

2 comments:

sleep500 said...

THIS IS YOUR BRAIN / THIS IS YOUR BRAIN ON DRUGS

Rei Yano said...

your next album should be called "chips and gravy" or "chiploaf" use the analogy in the liner notes.